Reports surfaced early this evening from the Eisenhower Executive Office Building claiming that an unnamed staffer was placed in a fifteen-minute time-out following morning coffee and play time.
“He was just so rude!” states one D.C. journalist who had just agreed not to publish a hit piece on the vice president.
“Ungrateful and frankly the time-out should have been longer!” says an intern who bore witness to this morning’s events.
It was reported that the staffer in question did not thank a member of the Vance team after pouring him a cup of coffee, and honestly, this behavior is unacceptable.
No comment has been given at this time from Vance, but it is speculated that we can expect a formal public acknowledgment of the bad manners in the coming days.