Category: Politics
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JUST IN: Vance Staffer Placed in Administrative ‘Time-Out’ Due To Forgetting to say ‘Thank You’
Reports surfaced early this evening from the Eisenhower Executive Office Building claiming that an unnamed staffer was placed in a fifteen-minute time-out following morning coffee and play time. “He was just so rude!” states one D.C. journalist who had just agreed not to publish a hit piece on the vice president. “Ungrateful and frankly the…
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From Till and Pick to Hitting a Lick: The Rise of Urban Farming
All over the country, farmers are struggling to make ends meet in the same ways their fathers and grandfathers did before them. Where there used to be fertile land and opportunity to put money in their pocket, all that remains is topsoil that is only fit for a couple more harvests and worn blue jeans…
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This Just in: Politics are Astoundingly Gay
To Borrow a line from Luis J. Gomez, politics are fucking gay. You can argue with someone from the opposing side all day and all night and they still won’t change their fucking minds, and neither will you. once we’ve picked a side, we tend to stick to it, especially people who have nothing else…